And now he is selling his half on eBay and wants a lot of cash in return for his destroyed stuff. Well, its not his fault hes gone overboard you know! On our side, we have to appreciate the crafty madness within him. We can hope that everyone move on if they arent meant to be together, but some cases are just nuts! The phrase needs a little tailoring too. Hell hath no fury like a Germans scorn!!

Before the lot of you fight over his actions, let me break the truth to you. It is no real life deal. It is just a marketing stunt by a law firm in Germany who gives counsel to married citizens and helps avoid disasters like these from happening. Everyone should live a happy married life, and we were just having some fun over here. The halved items from the teddy bear to the car are still up for sale. If you are crazy enough to care for any of these, it is for a good cause as the proceeds will go to charity.